Sports Equipment hate me

In PE, since the beginning of the year, I have been accidentally hit by EVERY SINGLE PROJECTILE IN SPORTS! Football, it ricocheted off one person and hit me in the face. Volleyball, went too forward when I was going to bump it back to the other side, in the face. Soccer, I was the goalie..Actually this one is understandable. Ultimate Frisbee, I tried to jump up and catch it, jumped too high, hit me in the face. Badminton, during practice my reflexes weren't the best, shuttlecock to the face. Swimming, during freeday a water grenade hit, you guessed it, my face. Basketball, the ball bounced off the hoop and hit me in the face...Three times in once day! Hockey, goalee wasn't paying attention when she tossed the puck back into place, hit me in my calf. (At least it wasn't my face) I'm just happy we don't play bowling!